CALLING ALL SEXY PEOPLE! (Especially amateur filmmakers, actual filmmakers, sex-positive singles/couples/throuples/quads, wannabe porn stars, kinksters, and other creative types!) You are hereby invited to submit your short porn film—five minutes max—for the HUMP! 2019 film festival! Your mini-movie can be hardcore, softcore, live-action, stop-action, animated, musical, kinky, vanilla, straight, gay, lez, bi, trans, and/or genderqueer. In fact, your film can be anything, because everyone and everything are welcome at HUMP! (Except for poop, animals, and minors, of course.)
“But I’m too nervous!” you cry. Well, relax already: HUMP! films are not released online or in any other form, and the filmmakers retain all rights. HUMP! is the dirty little film festival that allows you, your friends, and your lovers to be porn stars for a weekend in a movie theater, and not for the rest of your life on the internet!
And in case you’re wondering… Yes! You can win a LOT of money! Our audiences will vote for the best films in four categories: Best Sex, Best Kink, Best Humor, and Best in Show. And the prizes are…
Best Sex: $2,000 First Prize, $1,000 Runner-Up
Best Kink: $2,000 First Prize, $1,000 Runner-Up
Best Humor: $2,000 First Prize, $1,000 Runner-Up
Best in Show: $10,000 GRAND PRIZE (!!!!)
Every year we encourage filmmakers to include special props in their movies. Filmmakers don’t have to use these props—that’s why we call it extra credit—but creatively including these props is a fun way to let the HUMP! audience know you made your film just for them! This year’s extra credit props are…
• Jello Shots
• TSA Agent
BUT YOU BETTER HURRY UP!
All HUMP! submissions are due a month from today, Friday, September 13, 2019, by 5 p.m. For more info on technical stuff and entry forms, hurry over to humpfilmfest.com!
Submit your dirty movie to HUMP!: America’s sweetest li’l porn festival!